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The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.

My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 

Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around

The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 
204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single..
Available…. Prabhu ichhaa tak……!!!!!

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you 

A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!


My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

 I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

Math : Mental Abuse To Humans

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

Best Whatsapp Feeling Happy Status 2019

Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.

Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

What do you do when Something that was your Everything becomes a Nothing?

I feel crappy inside like something just broke.

I will never leave you- BIGGEST LIE.

I am Invisible Until Someone Needs Me.

When Never be sad for what is over, Just be glad that it was once yours!

Don’t cry over somebody that won’t cry over you.

You were a moment, but now, you’re a memory!

Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.

बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।

Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..

When Never be sad for what is over, Just be glad that it was once yours!

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